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My achievements in Life

I didnt wrote this in the past because I never thought blogger will be having enough pages for this. But with new blogger its easy ... thanx to google ... read the 'What is new' for more info ... hehe ... As the great Google is connecting all parts like orkut, blogger, webmail it very easy to scrap someone or comment on blogs or spam someone with sure success. Anyone having a gmail id can never hide from you ... you can use you way (blogger/orkut/gmail) to bug him/her ... thats called connected world ... well well i started talking of google's achievements ... but I should talk about mine here ... refresh ...

Well the toughest part is I can't write all my achievements at once ... u know why ... i will write in installments like my driving lessons ... So lets start from the beginning ... I was very small and stupid in the eighties ... I don't remember much but I definitely think my first achievement is crawling in floor in the way people swim but getting nowhere ... definitely a good physical art ... wait! ... previous to that I used to cry a lot and that means I was very emotional in my heart may be ... I don't think we will consider that here because I gently decreased the volume and time of my crying as time went, but I observed others are imitating me, specially those who are smaller than me ... I tried much swimming on the floor but Mom didn't let me do that much ... So I then started walking with ppl around me ... they always used to walking holding me, may be they loved my company ... but later they started letting me go alone ... I did felt lonely but I did learn to walk alone ... Oh I used to sleep a lot which I do now-a-days also ... Actually in my so called child days I didn't have much work to do ... I was a good observer then, I used to watch ppl for long and stare at gals, sometime play with their hair ... it was a nice time then ... I don't know these are achievements or not, but truly I never did those before ... I feel there are many other things which I did during that period, but let wrap up part 1 here ... If something more comes to my mind I will add them in part 2

posted by foobar @ 11:21:00 PM